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funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
Kid was bought to school to get admission in U.K.G. for interview as it was very difficult to get through admission in that school. Parents…
Story 1: Three Monks. Once three monks were sitting by a lake, deep in meditation. Just then one of them, stood up and said, “I…

Lesson: Don’t have children watch you cook in the kitchen – LOL!
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funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad

Two more aisles . . .
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don’t be upset. It won’t be long.”
Soon they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl began to shout for candy. And when told she couldn’t have any, began to cry. The mother said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry–only two more aisles to go, and then we’ll be checking out.”
When they got to the check-out stand, the little girls immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be no gum purchased. The mother patiently said, “Monica, we’ll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.”
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,” he began. Whereupon the mother said, “I’m Monica . . . my little girl’s name is Tammy.” Author Unknown

On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Griots/Storytellers of Senegal

funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
What a sight and what a nice pilot. But yeah, that would give me a fright.
“Daddy” didn’t have anything to worry about!

funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
Ever Wonder Why? What could this be about? Well, have you ever called the mental health hotline just for fun? Yes, it’s a bit funny and a reason for laughter.
Aren’t families great? Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts. The life and times of kids are awesome and full of stories to make you laugh. For instance, did you know if you spray hair spray on on dust bunnies, then run over them with roller-blades, they can ignite? And the fun kids can have with peanut butter is nearly limitless!

funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
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funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
I opened the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had neglected to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room in acrid smoke for several seconds. I then returned the bowl to the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it.
Never gonna talk to them again.

That’s the power of storytelling. Here’s a list of 7 funny night time stories that your kid will love and transform her into a cheerful little devil.
Kids love stories. Period. I am yet to meet a kid who does not listen to stories with rapt attention, forgetting everything else. Every good story leaves the audience craving for more. And what better than those fun filled stories that make the kids burst into peals of laughter while giving them invaluable nuggets of wisdom.

funny stories with morals, Language Skills Abroad
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out a way to get him out. Finally he decided it was probably impossible and the animal was old and the well was dry anyway, so it just wasn’t worth it to try and retrieve the donkey. So the farmer asked his neighbours to come over and help him cover up the well. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.
I can see the headlines: “Crazy old lady leaves the tub water flowing and drowns.” I remember when my grandmother forgot to turn the tub water off, and the bathroom flooded. The neighbor downstairs came upstairs screaming about the water coming through her ceiling. She and my dad yelled at each other for at least 20 minutes, which wasn’t unusual since my dad and the neighbor were brother and sister. It was the family building. Now, everyone lives in a different state. But they have Facebook to connect them, which certainly doesn’t help when the tub is overflowing.